I was taking a bath earlier, and I found tiny brown insects crawling all over me! So I went to the local hospital and visited Dr. Falgrine and he told me that I have feather mites. Feather mites suck your blood, and I am pretty sure you need blood to live. So I will have to get them removed, and I really hope that it won’t hurt. (Post-Script: this relationship is called parasitic because it benefits the mites, but I am harmed because I lose my blood).